Artist Profile: A$AP Rocky

Rapper A$AP Rocky has released Don’t Be Dumb, his first album in eight years. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. 

Genre: Brand collaboration

Famous Relatives: Rihanna’s kids

Biggest Career Risk: Nodding off during Smurfs premiere

Citations From Massachusetts Department Of Fish And Game: Three

Personal Style: Businessman who sprinted through a silk scarf store

Favorite Thing To Do On Phone: Press “1” to confirm Rihanna’s ob-gyn appointment

Recurring Nightmare: Looking down and realizing he showed up to the Met Gala completely naked