Artist Profile: Haim

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The Onion Staff Jul 14, 2025 · 1 min read
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Haim will begin touring this fall to promote I Quit, their fourth studio album. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the band.

Genre: 2013

Members: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas

Attitude: Starting to get mad

Awards: 4 NME awards, 1 Brit award, and 1 J.D. Power Award for Best Compact Car

Pre-Show Ritual: Straightening each other’s hair

Deodorant: Schmidt’s Naturals

Biggest Fear: Losing each other in a mall

Which One Has To Walk Behind The Others On A Narrow Sidewalk: Este