A’s Fans Unable To Sustain The Wave Over Chasm Of 7,000 Empty Seats

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The Onion Staff Sep 15, 2025 · 1 min read
A’s Fans Unable To Sustain The Wave Over Chasm Of 7,000 Empty Seats
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Virgo

The stars are a trillion years old and are only getting older, so it would be nice if you called them more often.