Twitch streamer Asmongold’s addiction to soda may have given him the worst superpower of all time: the ability to “hear” soda.
Despite being one of the biggest streamers in the world and earning serious money, Asmongold hasn’t upgraded his lifestyle outside of a few brief home cleanups where he uncovered dead animals.
His home setup has become a running joke in the streaming community, and fans often worry about his health thanks to his soda-heavy diet and refusal to drink water.
Earlier in November, the Twitch star revealed his daily diet, which consists of at least three sodas. This stunned some viewers who were convinced that the Texas streamer was LARPing as an unhealthy gremlin, given his immense wealth.
In response, the 35-year-old unveiled the many sodas around his setup from just the last two days and how drinking so many has given him unnatural human abilities.
Asmongold’s soda diet has given him powers
After taking a gigantic sip out of what was left in the Coke cups, Asmongold dropped a bombshell on his community as they wondered if he ever drank out of the wrong container.
“You’re not going to like this,” he began. Just like how Homer Simpson can hear pudding, Asmongold has his own cartoonish power. “I can hear soda.”
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“I just have to listen to it and I know which one is the right one. I’m serious because of the carbonation. I can hear it. And I can hear the bubbles even after hours. If there’s one bubble, one tiny little bubble, put my ear up to it and I can be like, ‘Oh, that this is Yep. There it is.’”
As far as powers go, this one may be one of the most useless. Unless The Avengers end up facing off against Dr Pepper instead of Dr Doom, it’s not like this ability will save the world.
Asmongold reveals how his diet “fried” his taste buds and changed his body
That’s not all, though. The streamer went on to state that he had no idea how bad his taste buds were “fried” until he did a taste test with Emiru.
After taking a bite of a lemon, he compared it to cardboard. The reason, according to Asmon, he has consumed so much acid that even lemons taste like water to him.
Despite consuming so much soda every day for four years, the creator has no plans on stopping.
“My goal is to eat so much, so many unhealthy things that I will fundamentally change my body’s chemistry and transcend being a human being. I will evolve,” he previously said.
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