Blue Drew Barrymore Could’ve Sworn She Saw James Cameron On Schedule

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The Onion Staff Dec 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Blue Drew Barrymore Could’ve Sworn She Saw James Cameron On Schedule
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The stars appreciate your “whistle while you work” philosophy, but pallbearers are typically expected to be silent.