California Resident Tests Positive For The Plague

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The Onion Staff Aug 26, 2025 · 1 min read
California Resident Tests Positive For The Plague
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After a California resident tested positive for bubonic plague, likely contracted from a flea bite while camping, local health officials urged the public to take precautions. What do you think?