Cornell Students Skin, Butcher Dead Bear In Dorm

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The Onion Staff Sep 16, 2025 · 1 min read
Cornell Students Skin, Butcher Dead Bear In Dorm
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Two Cornell students killed a 120-pound black bear before bringing its carcass into a communal kitchen in their dormitory to skin and process it, with the undergrads having valid hunting licenses and not appearing to run afoul of the law. What do you think?