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The stars had very urgent news for you, but they’re drawing a total blank right now. Don’t you hate when that happens?
Coveted Broadway Stage Role Landed By Juilliard-Trained Curtains
https://theonion.com/coveted-broadway-stage-role-landed-by-juilliard-trained-curtains/
The Onion Staff
Aug 19, 2025 ·
1 min read
Anna Tsang and Matthew Valentine