Crying Sounds Coming From Inside Suit Of Armor

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The Onion Staff Dec 02, 2025 · 1 min read
Crying Sounds Coming From Inside Suit Of Armor
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The stars appreciate your “whistle while you work” philosophy, but pallbearers are typically expected to be silent.