Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words

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The Onion Staff Jul 09, 2025 · 1 min read
Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words
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