Aquarius
Finding solace in your friends will be key this week, so join a softball league or something to finally make a few.
Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young
https://theonion.com/fat-dad-sits-on-tv-remote-like-mother-hen-warming-young/
The Onion Staff
Feb 04, 2026 ·
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