Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young

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The Onion Staff Feb 04, 2026 · 1 min read
Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young
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Finding solace in your friends will be key this week, so join a softball league or something to finally make a few.