Van Horne married Blythewood Saturday, turning his bewitched household appliances back into humans.
Fiona Blythewood and Dexter Van Horne
https://theonion.com/fiona-blythewood-and-dexter-van-horne/
The Onion Staff
Jun 19, 2025 ·
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