First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

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The Onion Staff Sep 22, 2025 · 1 min read
First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog
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Virgo

The stars are a trillion years old and are only getting older, so it would be nice if you called them more often.