Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth

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The Onion Staff Feb 08, 2026 · 1 min read
Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth
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