​​General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping

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The Onion Staff Dec 11, 2025 · 1 min read
​​General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping
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General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping died from cancer complications at 72 this weekend, but the rest of the bought-and-sold press will never tell you that.

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