A gigantic piece of Umamusume: Pretty Derby merchandise is going viral for its sheer size and eye-watering pricetag.
An official oversized Agnes Tachyon plush has gone on sale and stands over a meter tall, and weighs nearly as much as a small dog.
The plush recreates Agnes Tachyon, a lab coat-wearing horse girl who is famous for her unhinged nature and love for experimentation.
It’s easily one of the largest official Umamusume products ever released, but her height isn’t the only thing that will have you stunned.
Umamusume wows with massive horse girl merch
According to the official product details, the super oversized Agnes Tachyon plush measures around 100cm to the top of the head, or 110cm including the ears. It spans roughly 80cm in width and 85cm in depth, extending to about 95cm when the tail is included, and weighs approximately 9kg.
To put that into perspective, the plush is roughly the height of a standing toddler or a small kitchen countertop and about as wide as a full-sized office chair.
At 9kg, it weighs about the same as a full-size bowling ball or a small to medium dog, making it far heavier than a typical character plush. The scale also comes with a matching price tag, too.
The Agnes Tachyon plush is listed at $1,959 USD, so you won’t just need the space to house your new plushie pal, you’ll also need a few dollars in the bank to purchase it.
Agnes Tachyon is not alone in receiving the gigantic treatment, as gigantic plush versions of Jungle Pocket and Manhattan Cafe are also available.
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