The U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding the alarm on mass starvation throughout Gaza. The Onion takes a look at how the U.S. and Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Fund is distributing aid.
STEP 1
Potential aid recipients identified through rifle scope
STEP 2
70-80 checkpoints
STEP 3
IDF soldiers wipe crumbs off their mouths
STEP 4
Palestinians in line asked if they want to film a short thank you video for Trump
STEP 5
Hungry children told to come back when they’ve developed viable two-state solution
STEP 6
Bag of rice used to block bullets
STEP 7
27 dead, 43 wounded
STEP 8
Aid not distributed after all
