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Finding solace in your friends will be key this week, so join a softball league or something to finally make a few.
Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn
https://theonion.com/keys-spare-change-fly-out-of-luge-athletes-pocket-on-first-turn/
The Onion Staff
Feb 11, 2026 ·
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