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Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
https://theonion.com/kid-rock-sells-entire-music-catalog-for-extra-large-bucket-of-cheese-balls/
The Onion Staff
Feb 13, 2026 ·
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