Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

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The Onion Staff Nov 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Look, if you don’t choose your gang this week, the other inmates will just choose one for you.