Lewis Hamilton Wondering If It Red Flag After Date Keeps Calling Ex ‘Crazy’

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Shifting uncomfortably in his chair and glancing around for the waiter, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was wondering if the fact his date kept describing her ex as “crazy” was a red flag, sources confirmed Friday. “She’s going on and on about all this allegedly insane stuff he’s said and done, but come on, how bad can the guy really be?” said Hamilton, who witnesses described as spending most of the evening nodding sympathetically and repeating, “Woah, dodged a bullet” in response to the 45-year-old businesswoman’s ravings. “She was saying his politics are ‘nuts?’ That apparently he’s lowkey a Nazi but also Black? It doesn’t really add up. Nobody’s ex is that crazy.” At press time, Hamilton was searching for the woman’s ex on Instagram so he could get his side of the story.