Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut

ERIE, PA—Feeling what he described as intense satisfaction as he gazed at the floor around the barber chair, local man Gabriel Daynes, 35, was proud of all the hair on the ground after he got a haircut, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Wow, look at that big pile down there—I grew all that!” Daynes reportedly thought to himself, smiling slightly as he surveyed the sizable quantity of hair clippings beneath him. “I know it’s been a while since I’ve gotten a trim, but still, that is a huge amount of hair. It’s everywhere! I mean, seriously, you can barely see the pattern on the floor.” According to reports, Daynes was disappointed after the barber swept up the pile of hair without so much as an impressed whistle.