Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

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The Onion Staff Oct 18, 2025 · 1 min read
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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The stars recommend the capellini di mare, paired with a delightfully crisp verdicchio and a tossed arugula salad.