Well, well, well, looks like little Molly Jenkins finally had enough of the big city and came crawling back to the small-town boy she thought she was too good for, Greg Phipps, in a ceremony at St. Matthew’s Church on Sunday.
Molly Jenkins and Greg Phipps
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The Onion Staff
Jul 17, 2025 ·
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