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Finding solace in your friends will be key this week, so join a softball league or something to finally make a few.
New Manning Begins Budding From Archie’s Back
https://theonion.com/new-manning-begins-budding-from-archies-back/
The Onion Staff
Feb 03, 2026 ·
1 min read
Mia Cutler and Xavier Carrasco