Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards

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The Onion Staff Sep 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards
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The Pentagon implemented stricter grooming standards, requiring male service members to be “clean shaven and neat in presentation for a proper military appearance.” What do you think?