Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment’s prohibition on being elected to the office more than twice. The Onion examines the pros and cons of a third Trump term.
PRO
Newly awakened coma patients will always know who the president is
Cheaper than putting him in a home
Hell of an underdog story
Probably get a day off when he dies
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