RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

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The Onion Staff Nov 18, 2025 · 1 min read
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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Look, if you don’t choose your gang this week, the other inmates will just choose one for you.