While Date Everything had you romancing your chair, desk, fridge, and of course your door (looking at you, Dorian), this new wild game has you romancing your… cleaning supplies?
Dating simulators have always been some of the wackiest games out there, with players able to date a whole range of usually undateable characters. Well, Date Everything had furniture, Paaplus has your partner turn into a talking alpaca, Tank Dating Simulator lets you… unsurprisingly, romance tanks in the form of different girls.
Well, a new one has hit the scene, in the form of Souji Souai Love, which has you dating your cleaning supplies for some reason.
Souji Souai Love lets you manage a team of cleaning idols
As seen in the wild trailer, and as originally reported by Automaton, Souji Souai Love puts you in the (hopefully very clean) shoes of a rookie producer who’s tasked with managing the new idol group Shining4’s debut performance.
During this, you can (naturally)…. Get to know them better, romancing, helping them thrive, and apparently cleaning toilets with them (I’m not sure I want to know how that works).
You’ll meet four idols: Kyukyutto as the dish soap, Bath Magiclin as the bath cleaner, Toilet Magiclin as the toilet cleaner, and Quickle Wiper Three-dimensional Wet Sheets as the floor cleaner, all acting as hit stars with some rather catchy tunes and fully voiced characters.
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