Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry confirmed their status as a couple after a number of public sightings sparked rumors of a romance. The Onion presents a timeline of the pair’s relationship.
A.D. 1100
The couple’s common ancestor establishes two distinct bloodlines.
2008
A trembling 37-year-old Trudeau lies awake all night with strange and frightening feelings after hearing “I Kissed A Girl.”
2012
Katy Perry and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford file for divorce.
2019
Perry sees the photos of Trudeau in brownface and can’t help but notice his kind eyes.
May 2025
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July 2025
Trudeau is spotted leaving Perry’s apartment in a cupcake bra.
August 2025
Perry and Trudeau discover they have a mutual love of having their picture taken.
September 2025
Trudeau tearfully confides in Perry that he used to be the prime minister of Canada.
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