Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, one of Hollywood’s most talked-about couples, have been together for over two years. The Onion presents a timeline of the stars’ relationship.
January 2023: Timothée passes a note to Kylie’s publicist.
April 2023: The couple becomes NDA official.
August 2023: Kylie agrees to date Bob Dylan for a month and come back with notes.
November 2023: Timothée and Kylie face their first big test when she calls him over to help catch a bat loose in her attic.
March 2024: Kris Jenner files for full custody of Timothée Chalamet.
September 2024: Kylie and Timothée officially go public on the New York Stock Exchange.
May 2025: The couple steps out for a Knicks game, where Kylie goes 24/6/4 shooting 65%.
June 2025: The couple is spotted shopping for surrogates at a boutique on Rodeo Drive.
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