Transportation Department Endorses Crash Test Dummies That Resemble Women

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The Onion Staff Dec 03, 2025 · 1 min read
Transportation Department Endorses Crash Test Dummies That Resemble Women
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The Department of Transportation is considering a new crash test dummy design based on female anatomy, claiming it would improve safety testing for women. What do you think?