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Trump Negotiates With Zelensky Exclusively Through Pointing
https://theonion.com/trump-negotiates-with-zelensky-exclusively-through-pointing/
The Onion Staff
Aug 18, 2025 ·
1 min read
'We could reach an agreement that could deter any future aggression against Ukraine,' Trump tells European leaders