Trump’s First Year In Office
Since returning to the White House, President Trump has significantly escalated his incendiary rhetoric, legally dubious policy decisions, and challenges to democratic norms. The Onion looks back at the first year of his second term in office.
Jan. 20, 2025 »
Trump formally pardons more than 1,500 insurrectionists whom he will need another favor from soon
Feb. 14, 2025 »
Lonely
Mar. 1, 2025 »
The president purges federal agencies of senior officials he doesn’t know from TV
Apr. 2, 2025 »
Trump signs Liberation Day tariffs into effect, boosting America’s status as a waning empire
May 23, 2025 »
Quick trip to Office Depot
Jul. 12, 2025 »
Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester
Jul. 22, 2025 »
The United States announces it will withdraw from UNESCO after the agency has the gall to charge Trump for some lumpy old dish he knocked over
Aug. 24, 2025 »
Karoline Leavitt celebrates 17th birthday
Sep. 20, 2025 »
Spa day with Barron
Oct. 3, 2025 »
Trump’s once-dire approval rating rebounds to all-time high after Gallup is nationalized
Nov. 8, 2025 »
Vice President JD Vance makes first diplomatic visit to White House
Dec. 16, 2025 »
Spends five minutes clinically dead on massage table
Dec. 19, 2025 »
Adds name to JFK’s headstone
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