Good Boy, a horror movie told from the point of view of its dog protagonist, comes to theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What is Good Boy about?
A: A loyal dog discovers supernatural forces lurking in his crotch that must be exorcised through intense licking.
Q: What’s so unique about the film?
A: It’s viewed from the perspective of a bored audience member.
Q: How did they get the dog to react?
A: The crew rubbed peanut butter on the ghosts.
Q: Where does it take place?
A: About two and a half feet off the ground.
Q: How long is it?
A: 504 dog minutes.
Q: How is Glen Powell’s performance?
A: Again, that is a Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever.
Q: Is it scary?
A: Most theaters allow you to purchase a ticket and then wait in the parking lot while the movie plays.
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