What To Know About NSPM-7

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The Onion Staff Oct 09, 2025 · 1 min read
What To Know About NSPM-7
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On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which “anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity” were described as “common threads” of domestic terrorism. Here is everything you need to know about NSPM-7.

Q: What is NSPM-7?

A: A key term for future AP U.S. History students in the “Rise of Fascism” unit.

Q: How does the order define anti-American?

A: They can’t tell you. That would ruin the surprise.

Q: What is Trump’s plan for antifa?

A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.

Q: Is this like that book Minority Report was based on?

A: We’d avoid referencing books from now on.

Q: Isn’t this a violation of the First Amendment?

A: That’s exactly the type of question the administration would love to talk to you about in a windowless room.