A bit of cancer is a small price to pay for this charming bungalow in the 500-mile exclusion zone surrounding the site of a catastrophic nuclear meltdown.
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What’s A Little Cesium-134?
https://theonion.com/whats-a-little-cesium-134/
The Onion Staff
Aug 18, 2025 ·
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