This charming property offers the perfect blend of comfort and convenience, which is exactly why it’s going to be purchased by the world’s largest asset manager. Good luck! Maybe they’ll rent it to you.
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You’re Bidding Against BlackRock
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The Onion Staff
Jan 12, 2026 ·
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